I don’t stress out about holiday shopping the way many people do, because I’ve learned the secret of remaining cool calm and collected under pressure: 7-Eleven is open Christmas eve, and nothing says “I love you” like a fresh hoagie.
Having said that, you may surmise that this might be a bit out of my reach: According to the kids over there at Forbes, Swiss timepiece-constructing outfit HYT has teamed up with Guns N’ Roses‘ Axl Rose to create the Skull Axl Rose.
It’s a limited edition blue and black chronometer designed by Axl himself, bearing the GNR logo and his signature on the back, which uses liquid to tell you what time it is. After you buy it, the time at the tone will be Your Wallet Is Significantly Lighter O’Clock: it costs $US100,000. That’s right, one hundred thousand bucks. At these prices, why wait? Stock up now!
When I say it’s a limited edition, I mean extremely limited: they’re only making 25 of them. So act fast. The Skull Axl Rose is coming to a heavily-secured and alarmed store near you next month.